23 April 2009

Mel Is the Rarest Gas in the Periodic Table

Thanks to GayProf for this, since I'm too tired to come up with anything else.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mel!

1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Mel and compline.
2. Ostriches stick their heads in Mel not to hide but to look for water!
3. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Mel.
4. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Mel.
5. Mel cannot swim.
6. Mel can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
7. If you chew gum while peeling Mel then it will stop you from crying.
8. During severe windstorms, Mel may sway several feet to either side.
9. Some birds use Mel to orientate themselves during migration.
10. The fingerprints of Mel are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!

Find out everything you didn't know (and maybe a few things you did) about yourself here.

5 comments:

kmkat said...

That is hilarious! I borrowed it for tomorrow's post.

Ryan said...

I'm not usually much amused by these but yours were FU-NEE!!

(PS The security word for this comment is "actick." Amused me.)

FiberQat said...

Did you know that to check to see if Duffy is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water? Rotten Duffy will sing and fresh Duffy will float.

Amazing!

anne marie in philly said...

Ten Top Trivia Tips About Anne Marie

1. all of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by anne marie. (alas, poor yorick!)

2. anne marie will often glow under UV light. (true!)

3. the first anne marie was made in 1853, and had no pedals. (I didn't know I was THAT old!)

4. the blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of anne marie is blue. (I am the queen; bow down before me!)

5. thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are anne marie. (I found my spouse this way!)

6. it is impossible to fold anne marie more than seven times. (that's cause I am a fluffy person!)

7. the National Heart Foundation recommends eating anne marie at least three times a week! (snort; more often, please!)

8. it takes more than 500 peanuts to make anne marie. (AND a quality crunchy peanut butter!)

9. anne marie is the largest of Saturn's moons. (oh jeepus...dropped my pants!)

10. If you put a drop of liquor on anne marie, she will go mad and sting herself to death. (true!)

have a good weekend!

Ted said...

Yea, Yea, but what about the surprise party?

Hon...please. Spill it. With pictures.